I'm down with the freethewhitebooty community. Shaking the booty releases
a certain energy. You're just freeing up your mind and everyone gets free,
movin the chakras.
Shake, shake, shake baby.
have been saying to all my brethren and sistas of color 'don't sleep
on the white booty -- you could poke an eye out'. Thanks to this site
we can now join the movement to bump and grind our way into racial harmony!!!
POWER TO THE WHITE BOOTY!!!!"
- Jyllski love aka buhhdabootylicious!!!
I am a 31 year old white male. My white booty has
been free for about 10 years and it has been a
blessing and a curse. While I can shake my moneymaker
with the best of them I am often seen as a freak of
nature for my abilities. Many times people would
stare and say things like "his booty isn't supposed to
move like that" or "does he know he's white?" Thank you from the bottom of my
heart for I am no longer alone in my white booty shaking world.
Dean- Booty Shaking Machine
is the preeminent source for all things bootiful. On a recent trip to
research the pioneers of the white booty and the emancipation of the gluteus
spirit, I found myself fixed on the mother figure of the "free the
white booty" movement, venus de milo
herself. Thanks to Free the White Booty, we have a architecture of inquiry
for the booty movement."
-Rese Jones, Purveyor of Fine Booties Worldwide
"Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so
free!" - Booty School Dropout
years I have been shamed by what many would call a 'pancake booty'. Would
anyone see past my sagging jeans and into the funk that defines my soul?
Would I ever be accepted by my bountifully bootied friends? Now, thanks
to FTWB I am no longer frightened to do the butterfly on the Dance floor.
No longer will I hide in the shadows! THANK YOU, FREE THE WHITE
- Zoe Fishman
"I am laughing a deep, hip-swaying laugh. Keep up the good fight.
White people of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our side-stepping
rut, and so much groin-grooving to gain. It's the last great frontier, the dictatorial
cult-of-wasp personality, the waisted shakles, the oppression of butt-pressin'
by the genetically superior brown people who have always told us that just because
we haven't got a butt, we can't shake our booty. Not true."
guys really understand what's important in the world- lots of fun, love
and booty shaking. As a black person, I can definitely say that Tina is
the Beyonce of the Italio- German community."
- Rhea Mokund
All those lonely nights doing the running-man naked in front of the full-length
mirror, hoping against hope that I might one day be ready to shake my
groove thang' on a dance floor somewhere ... even just at a Bar Mitzvah.
Well now, thanks to Free The White Booty, I've realized that even I got
some junk in my trunk! Thank you FTWB! Look out Guernica!
"It is encumbent upon us as a society to support equal opportunity
for all booties, regardless of size, shape or rhythm (or lack thereof).
I, therefore, support the FTWB movement as a critical step in freeing
us all. It's just the right thing to do."
- The Honorable Christie Mary George
"Viva la booty! Si se puede." - LAFB (Labor Activists for Free
"I have had the pleasure of not only dancing with Tina, but
choreographing with her as well. It's quite simple, really. The
girl can DANCE. She places every move perfectly. Looking
forward to grooving with her soon!"
Man, I haven't seen Tina shake that booty live, but if that silhouette
is any indication she sure is spreadin' some freedom. Give me some sugar
- Pravin (aka the Sauce)
season of despair
as is allways turn turn turn
free the white bootie
- Hamachi Teka Maki
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